A guy is trying to lose some weight. So he goes to a gym and sees that they are having a free 3-day free weight lost trial. He picks up the trial. The guy in the gym says enjoy. Then the next morning a hot blond is waiting for him at the door. She says if you can catch me you can have me. The guy does that for the 3 days. He really liked it. So he went back to the gym and picked up the 7-day trial. The guy says in the gym says enjoy. The next morning a even hotter blond is waiting for him at his door and she says if you can catch me you can have me. The guy does that for the 7 days. He really liked and so he went back to the gym. Spoke to the guy and said I would to try the 30-day trial. The guy at the gym said Ok but I gotta warn you that this 30-day trial is extreme and dangerous. The guy was like whatever. The next morning, a very fat hairy gay guy is waiting at his door and says if I can catch you I can have you.