Four nuns die and arrive at the gates of Heaven. They line up in front of St.Peter. The first nun says, "St.Peter, I once saw a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St.Peter replies, "Wash your eyes in this font of holy water and proceed."
The second nun says, "St.Peter, I once touched a man's penis. May I still enter?"
St.Peter replies, "Wash your hands in this font of holy water and proceed."
St.Peter suddenly notices a scuffle between the last two nuns. The fourth nun is trying desperately to cut in front of the third nun.
"Wats going on?" he asks the fourth nun.
"I want to go first so i can wash out before she sticks her bum in the font!" she says.
