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How me and Happy died trying to kill Breaker
Gander7Date: Thursday, 2009-08-13, 4:03 PM | Message # 1
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Isn't really a joke more of a short story of how, has the title says, me and Happy died trying to kill Breaker on Italy.

Now to most people this would not seem that much of a thing, besides the fact of Breaker actually killing someone. But the difference is.... Breaker didn't kill us....and we didn't kill each other.

It all happened one gloomy day in Italy where me and Happy decided to have some fun with Breaker and . Well after 10 minutes me and Happy spotted Break slinking along the cliff by the flammable barrels. Which as I'm writing this seems like a recipe for disaster in itself.....cliffs and explosive barrels...wow. ANyways we called out or battlecries and chased at him. Killer being up by the Allied Base very annoyingly tried to take our heads off with a bolt. Which if memory serves we ignored and kept trying to kill Breaker(can you blame us?). Anyways Breaker being so surprised backs off the cliff hurting himself. Being the smart people me and Happy are.......we went after him.

In our defense I submit that there were a few incidents with Breaker and a flamethrower that warranted his death. Anyways to Happy's credit he killed Breaker....immediately before both me and Happy landed beside the late Breaker's body...in their own crumpled forms.

Anyways that concludes my story and in hindsight....we really should not have jumped.

smile Catch you on the flip side :P

P.S. This story is brought to you by "I couldn't remember how and I screwed up the screenshot" Inc.


 
HappieMealDate: Thursday, 2009-08-13, 4:06 PM | Message # 2
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lol yup thats how it was...lol

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Br3akerDate: Saturday, 2009-08-15, 10:51 AM | Message # 3
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cry makin me sound like i cant kill any1
lmao
but it was embarrasing how tht turned out for Gander and Happie


 
KillerOfKillersDate: Saturday, 2009-08-15, 4:36 PM | Message # 4
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at least i didnt die. or did i, dam, cant remember. gander, did i die?
 
HappieMealDate: Sunday, 2009-08-16, 3:09 AM | Message # 5
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nope u were on the hill next to the house watching us...but if u meant that u didnt die in the game? Ofcourse you did lol =P

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Gander7Date: Sunday, 2009-08-16, 2:45 PM | Message # 6
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yea we were way to concentrated on Breaker

 
HappieMealDate: Sunday, 2009-08-16, 5:46 PM | Message # 7
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lol...well i always charge after them if they dont shoot...lol not saying that breaker cant handle a magine gun lol tongue

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KillerOfKillersDate: Wednesday, 2009-08-19, 8:44 AM | Message # 8
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I prefer to run away wacko
 
HappieMealDate: Wednesday, 2009-08-19, 7:31 PM | Message # 9
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lol thats wut u always do...u shoot, i see u, and u run far far away...lol

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KillerOfKillersDate: Thursday, 2009-08-20, 6:33 AM | Message # 10
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Well running away, keeps me alive most the time
 
HappieMealDate: Thursday, 2009-08-20, 1:56 PM | Message # 11
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lol yeah from me! >:D

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KillerOfKillersDate: Thursday, 2009-08-20, 2:05 PM | Message # 12
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killed bt u will kill me if i dont run
 
HappieMealDate: Friday, 2009-08-21, 8:22 AM | Message # 13
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lol well how do u know that....??? lol.... biggrin

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