Isn't really a joke more of a short story of how, has the title says, me and Happy died trying to kill Breaker on Italy.
Now to most people this would not seem that much of a thing, besides the fact of Breaker actually killing someone. But the difference is.... Breaker didn't kill us....and we didn't kill each other.
It all happened one gloomy day in Italy where me and Happy decided to have some fun with Breaker and . Well after 10 minutes me and Happy spotted Break slinking along the cliff by the flammable barrels. Which as I'm writing this seems like a recipe for disaster in itself.....cliffs and explosive barrels...wow. ANyways we called out or battlecries and chased at him. Killer being up by the Allied Base very annoyingly tried to take our heads off with a bolt. Which if memory serves we ignored and kept trying to kill Breaker(can you blame us?). Anyways Breaker being so surprised backs off the cliff hurting himself. Being the smart people me and Happy are.......we went after him.
In our defense I submit that there were a few incidents with Breaker and a flamethrower that warranted his death. Anyways to Happy's credit he killed Breaker....immediately before both me and Happy landed beside the late Breaker's body...in their own crumpled forms.
Anyways that concludes my story and in hindsight....we really should not have jumped.
Catch you on the flip side :P
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